Your wedding vows can be as amusing and tongue-in-cheek as they
can be serious and can reflect any aspect of your relationship.
So go on - have some fun! If your superintendent registrar disapproves
or you would rather stick to something more solemn for your
wedding ceremony then you could always use your alternative
vows during the reception speeches. Here are a few ideas to
get you started:
Groom: I promise to put the top on the toothpaste, my dirty
washing in the washing basket and not to clean my football
boots on the kitchen table. Oh, and to love you always.
Bride: I promise to learn to cook something other than
baked beans on toast, not to hog the bathroom and use all
the hot water, and never to ask, 'does my bum look big in
this?' and expect an honest answer.
Groom: I pledge to do my share of the dusting, the hoovering,
the cooking, the washing up, making the bed, cleaning the
bathroom, doing the ironing, mowing the lawn, walking the
dog, washing the car, decorating the house and, if I am still
physically able at the end of the day, to love you.
Bride: I promise to care for you in sickness and in health,
unless it is self-inflicted and two o'clock in the morning,
not to hit you too hard when you are snoring, to let you in
after a night out with the lads and to care for your prized
collection of beer mats.
Groom: I vow to understand you when I don't, to admit that
I am in the wrong when I mistakenly think I am in the right,
and to bring you flowers at least once a week as I am bound
to have done something that I should apologise for.
Bride: I promise not to phone my mum more than seven times
a week, to only buy one pair of shoes a month and to accept
all your bad habits as being what makes you as lovable as
you are.
If you still have any unanswered questions about writing your
own vows,
please post your question on our Wedding Forum.
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